I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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