This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
tell me about the fingering
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