its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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