Im at strip club and am horny
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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