Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize