Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I party with great urgency now.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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