I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
