dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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