Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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