I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He passed out mid-signature
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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