Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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