I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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