i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
