It's Friday. Sex?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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