Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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