I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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