Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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