she woke up with a sticky ear
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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