okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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