Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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