It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
We have started to decorate penises.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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