The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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