She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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