Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Walk of Shame today included voting.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize