The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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