Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Randomize
