Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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