Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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