I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
