its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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