The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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