Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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