so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
