I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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