next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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