Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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