Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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