Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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