You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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