and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
