$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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