I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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