make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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