I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
