Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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