Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I smell stomach acid.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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