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We need to rekindle our bromance
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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