spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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