i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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