i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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