I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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