im gay
i know
yea but for you.
this just has baby written all over it
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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