Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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