At least make sure they are 18
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I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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