I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
