just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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